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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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