{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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