{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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