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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?","punchline":"A blood orange.","id":241}
{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
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