{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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